{"id":1353,"date":"2014-06-24T16:40:18","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T20:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2015-05-04T11:23:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T15:23:20","slug":"mechanical-monstrosity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/mechanical-monstrosity\/","title":{"rendered":"Mechanical Monstrosity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A couple months ago my husband did some computer work for some acquaintances of ours.\u00a0 Knowing that I was somewhat crafty, she offered him her old embroidery machine in exchange for his work.\u00a0 My husband doesn&#8217;t know much about these sorts of things, (nor in fact, did I) but she seemed eager to get it off her hands.\u00a0 (I don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d used it in quite some time.)\u00a0 It is an older model Brother machine, introduced around 2001.\u00a0 At the time it was a top of the line home machine.\u00a0 Now&#8230; well, it&#8217;s main method of receiving\u00a0 files is a 3.5 in floppy drive&#8230;\u00a0 In addition, the only manual that came with it was in Italian.\u00a0 To say that I was daunted was an understatement. So the machine sat and waited, and my husband began to feel that he had gotten a bad deal.<\/p>\n<p>Then two things happened.\u00a0 A good friend gifted me with a large quantity of embroidery thread that doesn&#8217;t work well in her machine, and the end of the school year rolled around.\u00a0 I am not usually the sort of parent that gets or makes extravagant gifts for my children&#8217;s teachers.\u00a0 At this age in particular I usually figure that the gift of mid year school supplies is more practical.\u00a0 As a teacher I was always surprised if I receive gifts from my students.\u00a0 This year however, my daughter&#8217;s teacher really went above and beyond, and hey, I had this new machine just sitting there.\u00a0 This winter I made a tote bag for a friend, and it was pretty easy, and not too fabric intensive, so off to the fabric store I went.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the result: a reversible tote bag with a bright summer print for summer, and an embroidered quote about teaching (picked out by my daughter) for the school year.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1358\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag1.jpg?resize=693%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"bag1\" width=\"693\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag1.jpg?resize=693%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 693w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag1.jpg?resize=203%2C300&amp;ssl=1 203w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag1.jpg?w=840&amp;ssl=1 840w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 693px) 100vw, 693px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag3.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1359\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag3.jpg?resize=693%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"bag3\" width=\"693\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag3.jpg?resize=693%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 693w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag3.jpg?resize=203%2C300&amp;ssl=1 203w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/exhaliastudios.com\/squirrel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/bag3.jpg?w=840&amp;ssl=1 840w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 693px) 100vw, 693px\" \/><\/a>All I can do for the moment is text.\u00a0 The machine came with a few per-programmed designs, but nothing in my style.\u00a0 I need to get either a Brother card writer or a USB floppy drive in order to purchase additional patterns.\u00a0 I&#8217;m still researching how to create my own designs without spending a small fortune on software.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be posting more on the subject at a later time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A couple months ago my husband did some computer work for some acquaintances of ours.\u00a0 Knowing that I was somewhat crafty, she offered him her old embroidery machine in exchange for his work.\u00a0 My husband doesn&#8217;t know much about these sorts of things, (nor in fact, did I) but she seemed eager to get 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